||[May. 27th, 2011|08:24 pm]
Things are good. All things considered, though, I feel the need to say that;
1, mostly I'm glad that my butthole still works as it's supposed to. I never really thought about it before, and therefore probably took it for granted. Now that I think about it, though.... I'm definitely the most happy that it hasn't malfunctioned. Just think about it for a second, and I think you would agree that it would suck more than just about anything else.
2. I'm second most happy that I've never killed anyone, accidental or otherwise. The stress of it might make #1 happen. Or prison.
either way. major suckage.
Happy Weekend, friends.