||[Jan. 19th, 2011|04:31 pm]
Me: Hey Tyler ... ?
Young and Cute Coworker: Yup
Me: Can you help me? I can't think of this word. it's on the tip of my tongue (!! omfg. dying)
Me: What's another word for Making Something Bigger?
Me: Apparently Enlargen isn't really a word. According to spellcheck.
YCC: ummmm ? *starts blushing*
Me: (totally clueless) Basically, I need a word that's ACTUALLY a word that means the same thing as englargen, but I want to start my sentence with it... so I guess it needs to be like a verb. or action verb (!!!! killlll me).
YCC: *red now and just blinking at me*
Me: ..... that means to make bigger.... ?
YCC: *reaaaaaaally red now* ummmm...
Me: (lightbulb ding) OH! MY GOD! Okay! Because, see, I had an assignment to get rid of one bar code specifically to make the other three bar codes bigger on the product ID label for... uhm... *totally purple faced now* yeah, and, since that was the whole, like, PURPOSE, I wanted to start the sentence with it *starts walking away* so, but, anyway... nevermind!
Me: *from the hallway* YES. That works! Awesome. Thank You!