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ve vant to suck your blood [Jan. 13th, 2011|10:46 am]
[I'm Feeling |quixoticquixotic]

So. I made a decision. If I absolutely HAD to pick... forced to... left nipple will get chewed off by a rabid ferret lest I choose...

I'm going Team Jacob. Officially. Except on my team, Jacob whines talks a whole lot less than he broods, smolders and basically just makes mama happy in general ;P

I won't go into all the specifics of this decision, besides the obvious statement that Edward looks more like an alien than a vampire, and the even more obvious statement that Jacob DOESN'T sparkle. Ever. Not that there's anything wrong with sparkling, okay, unless maybe you're a bad ass fucking vampire. Who can fly and read minds. and all kinds of other cool shit, I'm sure.

anyway, I think my daughter is a prodigy vampire in training. she will FUCK YOU UP. WITH HER TEETH. especially if you are her brother and have the audacity to so much as look in her general direction. (he does have big balls) (I'm just saying. his dad is proud)

This picture doesn't even show the teeth marks on his forehead. perhaps the volaire can send her a Garmin, so she can locate the throatal region someday. hrm. I wonder if there's any money to be made in pimping out vampires. Madam Megs' Vampire Carnage Service.


[User Picture]From: dishapeaches
2011-01-13 06:50 pm (UTC)
Oh shit! Poor little guy!
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[User Picture]From: cheshire_megs
2011-01-13 07:07 pm (UTC)
right? Justin said he had to physically remove her teeth from his face. It looks way worse than that picture too :(
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